“I feel like this is what your character would be doing anyway.”
\n“This is true.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Rules to break later: odd man out is always wrong. Not anymore!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And what kind of bodies are stored in the morgue?”
\n“\u2026Empty ones?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“From zero to life in a penitentiary, how much blood is on it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The important thing is that I don’t see a body, even if there’s something that some people could mistake for blood.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, did you see any corpses?”
\n“Not in the fridge.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dang it, my shoes are gone.”
\n“Did you check your feet?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But you belong here.”
\n“Actually, I think I don’t. I think I’m destined for something greater.”
\n“A studio apartment?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What a surprise, Sarah has a schtick.”
\n“Look, the dice like me when I try to pick a lock.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s Roger! Logically. He’s what lives here.”
\n“What lives here?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is that Roger?”
\n“It’s an oily sack of spiders, and it’s on fire. We should go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am not okay with that. Finding bodies for you guys.”
\n“They’re just lying around at the funeral home.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And what’s the other ingredient?”
\n“Rust. And before you even go there, Charlene is off limits.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Roger was my friend. He would never turn into a bunch of spiders and try to eat me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to totally not help him, in the most helpful way possible.”
\n“I know how that works!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I can’t summarize. Here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’re saying your holy water is stale?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What kind of money do you use that goes ‘clank?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nobody tips the fry guy at the Waffle Hut!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You see what could only be described as the shadow of a couch.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I quietly start reading an exorcism.”
\n“Do you have faith in it?”
\n“I mostly just want to know if it works.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tee apostrophe aco, H apostrophe ouse?”
\n“Yes. It’s in the employee handbook. It’s for legal reasons.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oooh, look that one up! ‘Shape-changing multiple personalities with invisible couches.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to walk up to it with the most caring, non-threatening face I can manage, because I’m terrified\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dude, do I come into your house and finger your TV?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Let’s stop and get the bombs!”
\n“We should!”
\n“And\u2026 scene.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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