“So what you’re saying is, as building materials go, you do not recommend Sweet N’ Low packets for stability in the long term.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“But she was allergic to fish. That’s different than dying of puking out fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It is in fact the opposite of dying by fish puking. It’s dying of fish retention.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I want to know if anybody’s given birth to a fish.”
\n“Nobody’s given birth – What?! Why would you ask that?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So it’s like a tapeworm that turns into a koi?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They are in fact slightly red, lightly striped herring.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Planetary shift. Plate tectonics. We are now the new Bermuda Triangle.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Now, I don’t know if this is a thing, but Edith would go on and on about it, but maybe Mercury is in Gatorade.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, I’m not saying all puking stops because you’re standing there with a pan full of water.”
\n“Doc, I have an idea\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But who’s mis-assembling fish and putting them in people’s stomachs.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So Jesus is trying to feed the world from inside out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, THIS week we’re not getting anywhere?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think you might have overdone the lights a little.”
\n“I built this when I was high.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t ask if anyone had two points, Bryan; I asked if anyone had one!”
\n“I’m an overachiever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Let’s go with that.”
\n“Let’s go with Rick is the most uncouth character I can think of.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re probably better with it than I am. I’ve found I can just about shoot the side of a barn if I’m inside it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve gotta go through my album collection and figure out what rock anthem is gonna kill this thing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does anyone have Bluetooth?”
\n“This one here. Needs some work.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The only thing Enya is going to do is drive everyone here away.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m too dumb to be afraid.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like if this is a game where everything can be solved using the power of rock, Kacey’s not trying very hard.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you amused or distracted by the new choral session\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Somehow, I ended up playing the bard\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What made you realize that fire was bad? The three times we burned down my friend’s house?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Fundamentally, you’ve just become a bidet.”
\n“By the power of Christ, I give you an enema!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It does not have ballistic wings.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hereafter to be referred to as the Shroud of Curin’.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How much does therapy cost?”
\n“Less than a shotgun. More than a shotgun?”
\n“I inherited the shotgun.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, afterbirth plus holy water equals healing. Right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m between arsons right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s right, I measure everything in gorillas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Roger lives there!”
\n“He won’t mind!”
\n“It’ll grow back. It did the last time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At some point, the man-bat-demon-thing has to take some responsibility.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, fleshy bits on’t do well in cigarettes or tea.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was so excited when I realized that I could put a red herring in a red herring story.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You cannot take a breather when you’re unconscious. You’re already as restful as you can be.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a conscience!”
\n“Is it named Roger?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s discovered Buddhism! OMvv, OMvv\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, when you get up to speed, you can see out the back window. It’s fine!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t realize you could fit a bicycle in your trunk.”
\n“Body\u2026 bicycle\u2026 Same difference.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll give you a dollar.”
\n“Let me see the dollar.”
\n“Padre, give him a dollar.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How did you get ‘fish dentist’ out of that? I heard ‘fish penis.'”
\n“How do you know what fish penis tastes like?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I like the way you’re thinking. At this particular time and not any other.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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