“Why are we going fishing at the Texas Motor Speedway?”
\n“That’s where the fastest fish are!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Disney hair extensions in the clearance aisle? That, I’m OK with. A mullet wig? I’m not so sure about that\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It doesn’t make it impossible to pick. Impossible isn’t even on the difficulty list!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You smell that? It smells more like fish market, less like low tide.”
\n“Why does this bother me more?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This one is actually a greater percentage of glowing blue gel than inappropriate organs.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think we just found biodegradable glow sticks.”
\n“I think I don’t want to fuck with this stuff.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So the ladies are staying to watch bubbles, and the guys are going to watch someone horking\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Now that he’s lending out his couch to another person.”
\n“That is not happening.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re burying the lede, Mark!”
\n“I’m not bothered by the talking fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, you’re sticking your mouth in fish; this can’t be that bad.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m trying to figure out which tastes worse, this alcohol I made or a tire?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This time around, the fish don’t seem as\u2026 chatty.”
\n“Phrases I didn’t expect to hear tonight.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not like I need to wash my hands – I’m in water.”
\n“Oh, you need to wash. Thoroughly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a cyclone of silt, not a whirlpool. Calm down there, buddy!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sure! If I said it last week, it must be true! It’s not like I’m making this up entirely every week.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t understand.”
\n“Well, it’s customary to knock on the door to let someone know you’re there.”
\n“No, I mean the fish talking.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, it sounds like a clatter of empty cans, not sweet ‘n low packages.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who is that man in the pool?”
\n“Don’t know.”
\n“If you say Roger, I will punch you in the face.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, I’m not very wise about these things, but I’m pretty sure we shouldn’t ask around town about who dumped the body.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, this isn’t going to help us, but I’m curious.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My ‘I didn’t expect to be having this conversation tonight’ meter is worn out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you want mutant poo fish? Because that’s how you get mutant poo fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to attempt to reason with the fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not gonna rock – I’m gonna panic.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The ones out of the [frozen] pool? Solid. The ones still in the pool? Also solid.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mark just slid all the way across like he was in some sort of Canadian fish luge. Which may be the next Olympic sport\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s in that whiskey?!”
\n“Hellfire, at this point.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve got to stay in the area to render aid, but fighting a floppy fish swarm is\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, I have a 19, which is enough for 800 pounds of\u2026 fish and stone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can see Mark.”
\n“That doesn’t help me.”
\n“That’s normal for him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Everything about this session is what I imagined.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve seen this body before. In fact, you’ve seen it twice before.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey Noah? You remember when I stole the body for Roger?”
\n“Yeah?”
\n“This is that body.”
\n“The one that was full of spiders?!”
\n“Uh-huh.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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