“I licked a fish and I liked it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Go ahead, you keep doing that thing. We’ll all pretend it’s normal.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Proving that ketchup packets are far superior building materials.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wasn’t this what set it off last time?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Body temperature?”
\n“Warmer.”
\n“Oh, that’s okay then.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve never fondled a compound fracture, but if you did, you think that’s probably how it would feel\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Back to the drawing board. I’m between sugar packet houses.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The last thing you remember from the last time you saw him\u2026”
\n“He was on fire?”
\n“Well, before that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not licking it. Rebel?”
\n“Look, it’s still attached to a corpse.”
\n“You licked a fish corpse.”
\n“Yeah, but we eat fish corpses all the time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I could attempt to shatter it with the power of rock.”
\n“And you didn’t take Performance?”
\n“Nah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Save me.”
\n“No, because I also sit at that end of the table occasionally. I can commiserate, but I won’t save you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Mark’s between correct vocabulary right now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Doctor Google says if you leave the wrapper on it, you can’t choke on it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We can’t just leave the body here.”
\n“We can’t just throw it in the back of somebody’s truck – “
\n“Not somebody’s truck. Noah’s truck.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You win the round of theology, Mr. Set Fire to the Water.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The moment somebody puts a butter knife in there and it stabs them\u2026”
\n“Or just takes the jar\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Schroedinger’s ham. Beat that, Mr. Theology.”
\n“Pavlov’s mayo.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not giving the body to the hospital people. I’m just going to leave it in the trunk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It burps every now and then, but it’s just getting the bad gas out.”
\n“The car? Not the body?”
\n“The car.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, I forgot I had the corpse.”
\n“That’s what you said the last time!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should take it to the parish house. They’re used to dead bodies coming back to life there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your relationship to the patient?”
\n“I brought her in?”
\n“Savior.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Kind of dating’ is almost like power of attorney\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If this isn’t Mark, then who’s in my head?!”
\n“Oh, this is Mark.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was well done. I’m confused, because that’s twice in one night, but well done.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As a player, I’m telling you we’re about to dump all of the hospital’s fish waste in the sewer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would I check?”
\n“It’s not like the dead body would get out of the trunk and come back. For the FOURTH time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s what you get. Now that we’ve become villains, you can’t build those anymore.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, I’m in the car playing ‘Feliz Navidad’ and hoping it goes through the car and into the corpse in the trunk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We hadn’t really decided? Step one was getting the truck.”
\n“Step three, profit?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We didn’t steal any bags. That would be weird.”
\n“Ferg, did you steal a bag while you were there?”
\n“I didn’t steal anything. I passenged.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I gave you a buzz, though. Wasn’t that pretty cool?”
\n“You thought the word buzz at me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Apparently he doesn’t go to CVS; he goes to Walgreens.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, no. You don’t need to perceive your own bullshit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to think ‘it’s fine right now’ real hard.”
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