“Oh, right! I need dice. So I can roll them when I need to stall for time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I’m sure it’s fine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s the second person you’ve seen that was supposed to be dead.”
\n“Third.”
\n“Yeah, but does Roger really count?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At no point has that body looked like it should be okay.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At any point when you were carrying the body around did it feel like a sack of spiders?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Weren’t you not supposed to attend funerals anymore?”
\n“Not since that one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We need to go by the church.”
\n“We need to burn down Roger’s house.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not sure we’re one of us\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a good day to go outside your crack house.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re going to investigate a hole. With shovels and napalm.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And the weird corpse with the crystal growing out of it that’s in my trunk that is currently listed under ‘equipment’ on my character sheet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m surprised you don’t want to burn the hose down, Mr. ‘I turned my truck into a flamethrower.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Better than us dealing with it. I’m sure they made better choices than we did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s the sparkliest grave rob ever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘I’m gonna turn over a new leaf!’ 97 seconds later\u2026 ‘I’m done!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Was he like Roger?”
\n“No, he was like Mr. Blackburn.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, when you have to line up exorcisms for trucks, things get kind of strange.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, she’s not disturbing the grave. She’s just lying down and listening to the ground with a stethoscope.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re a good samaritan, sir?”
\n“Watch what you call me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I guess it was some kind of 24 hour bug.”
\n“Fish.”
\n“Yeah, it was a 12 hour fish.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is my holy dustpan!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does Mark even know how to vacuum?”
\n“Yeah, you just push this thing back and forth until you’re done.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s no bomb! We made them leave! They took the bomb with them!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who placed the call?”
\n“I did. From a payphone. With gloves on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Fuck the police’ is elegantly scripted into the carpet, like some kind of vacuum savant descended.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He doesn’t have parents in this dimension – I mean, here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Walking over your grave, calling in bomb threats over your grave\u2026 same thing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would we do that?”
\n“You brought an awful lot of gas to Roger’s house. And I feel like you’re trying really hard to get me to go away.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It was like when we brought you back, right? Except instead of singing, there was a sewage pump?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I miss when we were just sewer arsonists.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The profile of a mental breakdown\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know how I was un-forgetting things? I’m also un-remembering them.”
\n“That’s called forgetting.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re my best friend. I’d steal a body for you any day.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You said you’d help me hide a body.”
\n“I did.”
\n“I’d like to call in that favor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, how’d your job interview go?”
\n“He’s dead. He’s been dead for like three days.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That was so Rick!”
\n“Staying in character, even in scenes he’s not in.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But it sounds like you know where that body is!”
\n“No.”
\n“But you saw him, so he’s not lost!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah! It’s a platonic plate thing!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There was a bomb scare?”
\n“There was a bomb scare at the church. You’d better not go back; Anders was really mad.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So either somebody stole the stolen body and replaced it with a similar weight of gravel, or the body transformed into gravel.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Obviously the realm of time is something our scientists don’t have a lot of experience with – “
\n“You’re starting to sound like Mark.”
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