“I was waiting for the past tense to come out…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Oh, that’s right. Bryan does butt things.”<\/p>\n
“This is true. That’s my 11th aspect: Not the most popular man in Canada.”<\/p>\n
“I, Higgins, would like to be vaginally inserted, for I have been practicing being a douche.”<\/p>\n
“Otto assures me it will be a very interesting experience.”
\n“Well, that’ll be a change for Canada.”<\/p>\n
“Mad scientists have a listed number? Are you under M for mad or A for angry?”
\n“No, he’s under Scientist, Mad.”<\/p>\n
“They’re gathering in the center of adventure: Ottawa.”<\/p>\n
“Why do you have a problem with this?”
\n“I have a date!”<\/p>\n
“Who doesn’t have enemies in Canada?”
\n“…Not me. I’m their national hero.”<\/p>\n
“He’s OK with being number 3 to a beaver.”<\/p>\n
“We’re all vaginally inserted in Ottawa?”<\/p>\n
“You know, it may just be an American thing… but we just throw sticks for our dogs.”<\/p>\n
“A pirate initiation rite that would severely affect the effectiveness of their crew?”
\n“To make them all peg-legged!”<\/p>\n
“Except for the size four with the painted toenails.”
\n“Yes, that’s clearly a man’s foot.”
\n“Probably an American’s.”<\/p>\n
“Uh… I left my wallet in my other country…”<\/p>\n
“Yes, Dallas, Manitoba. Known for its famous footwear throughout the world.”<\/p>\n
“He’s been wearing that foot shirt ALL NIGHT, and you guys just noticed?!”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to need a coat.”
\n“I’ll get you one from the RCMP stores.”
\n“I’m going to need a better coat than *that*.”<\/p>\n
“Ahhh! Canada-quake!”
\n“Yes, because that’s not the same as an earthquake.”
\n“Yes, it’s much more polite.”<\/p>\n
“This is Vancouver. That means rich.”
\n“They own more than one beaver!”<\/p>\n
“In 1910, it referred to a bearded man. In 1927, it transitioned to a different beard on a different gender… on a different face…”<\/p>\n
“Found shoe: looking for sole mate.”<\/p>\n
“Yay! I got twat again!”<\/p>\n
“Ex-cuse me eh?”<\/p>\n
“Did we just have our first official Wikipedia fight?”<\/p>\n
*thoughtfully* “Bootlegging.”<\/p>\n
“Bootlegging?! They have no FEET!”<\/p>\n
“Hey Bryan… you haven’t been jumped by this many Chinamen since your wedding night.”<\/p>\n
“Darryl, there’s trouble in Canada! Quick, come murder people! ”<\/p>\n
“If you murder enough people, it’ll take the heat off this other investigation.”<\/p>\n
“Wow, that’s the third most racist thing you’ve said tonight.”
\n“What were the other two?”
\n“Canadian jokes.”<\/p>\n
“But I didn’t surrender!”<\/p>\n
“I’m not MAD. I just get these terrible headaches!”<\/p>\n
“The rumor of the nine-foot man!”<\/p>\n
“It’s his new invention – always wet ink! It has a thousand and one uses!”
\n“Actually, I can’t think of one…”<\/p>\n
“There’s a black man and a Chinese car!”
\n“Racism!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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