“I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how they work. I still don’t know, but I made them bigger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“It’s not going to work until I build her the flaming ukulele and bungee her to the top of the Monster.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And they drink alcohol that’s weird.”
“It’s not weird – it’s verdant!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Larpers, not zombies\u2026 dog\u2026 dog\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s supposed to say ‘fuck Thrandfular,’ but Rebel can’t remember how to spell it, so it really says, ‘fuck Thranduil.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He seems to be trying to surround himself with people because his house is too quiet.”
“Because it’s not on fire\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh! You want a shot of ranch?”
“No, no\u2026”
“Oh, well, a ranch shot with a whiskey chaser is good too.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But they don’t make Hidden Valley bourbon, so you gotta do what you gotta do.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna stop there, because I’m grossed out by my own concept.”
“Yeah, it’s too late\u2026 I can imagine it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Roger gets a look on his face, like someone that’s done too many ranch shots\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Didn’t\u2026 didn’t we send him to join a cult\u2026?”
“Yes! And we didn’t check on him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wasn’t the cult at the UYAC?”
“They don’t like it when you call them that.”
“Yeah, they prefer group gathering.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What if I just sit next to you?”
“But it’s much funnier if you’re on the roof with a flaming ukulele.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, you know what? If we’re going this route, I’ll cover the Prius in spikes.”
“I’ll do it. I’ll make them out of aluminum so they won’t weigh it down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, you weren’t setting the place on fire.”
“Or stealing a chicken from the deli.”
“Or walking out with a ukulele.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It was still stealing.”
“It didn’t technically leave through the front door.”
“That’s true. It left through the bathroom.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The crowbar was mostly coated with other dude, so if there was evidence, it was other dude juice\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Frank’s Red Hot cheesecake?”
“No. Well, actually, before I say that\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Cheesecake receipe<\/em>. That’s the key.” “Well, that’s because churros are the perfect food.” “You didn’t knock it down or set it on fire.” “I’m trying to give them a heart attack; she’s trying to give them a heart attack and a repair bill. Although they’re probably getting their vehicle repaired at my place, so\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Is it louder than the sound in my head?” “Did you think about checking to see if he was not murdered?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I mean, does a churro ever look old?” “Yup, 100%, you just guaranteed that you will be the one that has to burn his house down, to save the world.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “I actually went and got a pair of noise-canceling headphones and took them apart to see how…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modern-age","tag-best-intentions","wpcat-37-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1205,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions\/1205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“I searched for that! All I got was recipes for the Cheesecake Factory’s chicken ranch salad!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026Chirp, chirp, chirp.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No. Well\u2026”
“You didn’t knock it down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeeees.”
“Is it the same song as the sound in my head?”
“Yeeees.”
“Is it in sync with the sound in my head?”
“Noooo.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does a churro ever look young?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n