“The Monster has not driven itself yet – urp.”
“Not while you were in it!”
“Okay, I cannot prove that the Monster was operating under its own locomotion.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“The Chevel is not a muscle car. The Chevel is not a muscle car.”
“It’s not looking for muscle.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay, he goes to his apartment and gets a ball of duct tape. You go to your house and get – “
“Easter supplies.”
“Okay\u2026 And you two start at your house and\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I kinda want to keep an eye on him while we’re violating dimensional barriers. In case he vanishes again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I forgot he was along.”
“Yeah. So we don’t have to break, just enter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not gonna lie. This game? I just say stuff and wait for y’all to do stuff.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t feel like there’s a door here. But you also don’t feel like there’s not a door there. It’s a kind of Schroedinger’s door.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not his birthday.”
“Is it his birthday? He got ice cream. And glitter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to reach through time and open the door when it was here.”
“What are you going to use to open the door?”
“I have a welding torch.”
“I have bubble bath.”
“Don’t be ridiculous – I’m going to use ESP.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Apparently our characters aren’t as serious as I am. ‘Bzzt. Ooh, okay, still have all the fingers.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You think eating churros prepares you for this?”
“\u2026Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It soothes the way a mortar ball soothes the firing pin.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He didn’t have to look in other dimensions to find the bathroom.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not that late in the year.”
“It’s Argentinian Thanksgiving?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can I ask why you’re in my freezer?”
“Why are you in an extradimensional garage-basement?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Everything around Roger’s dad kind of shivers and wavers, and not in the summer funtime way.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We don’t have to kill his dad; we just have to de-possess him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I came into this room by going into the past, and that’s where my initiative is.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It could be Aln.”
“That’s not a – well, he is from another dimension.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can either remove three boxes of peas, or two bags of ice.”
“Hmm.”
“I didn’t realize this was going to be a kind of Sophie’s choice.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And what you could see before kind of peels himself out like he’s peeling off an Allan cocoon\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I saw that coming.”
“The terminology or the cocoon?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And another ‘nope’ is born.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Rarely has anyone been this prepared to throw a turkey.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, ’cause the next thing I’m gonna do is bust out the ukulele. I just had to get rid of the turkey first.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Noah? Welcome to the floor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Lethal blow on a punch is a lot of punch. It’s like lethal blow on a turkey.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“A solo ukulele rendition of ‘Final Countdown.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Rick had a plan\u2026 sometimes.”
“But I never paid attention to Rick; he babbled.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“My initiative is a long way into the future-past.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have accuracy: bag of peas?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, every once in a while as a GM, you have to open the door to player’s side and ask what the point was.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So this bizarre concoction of vegetables and gasoline spreads within it\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The subdermal peas – “
“The subdermal fire-peas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I said it was an idea. I didn’t say it was a good idea or a bad idea.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’d like to remind you of something.”
“Remind me.”
“There’s a chain attached to the lid that is currently wrapped around the monster.”
“That doesn’t affect my plans at all.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can feel the freezer getting warm. Is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing?”
“I’m between good things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How else do you fight the darkness?”
“Magic missile.”
“Napalm peas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Final Countdown’ on ukulele? That’s nobody’s kind of music.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The freezer is hot. The freezer is in fact uncomfortably hot. It’s hotter than napalm in a freezer hot.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’ll burn itself out.”
“Eventually?”
“It’s burning a whole other dimension. It’ll burn out eventually.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is it going to burn out like napalm in a freezer, or is it going to burn out like a coal mine fire?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Of course, now I’m looking at that pint bottle stuck in his mouth, and I’m thinking, ‘I’m gonna drink from that later.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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