“I just keep writing down random assemblages of letters, and I don’t remember who they were\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“It’s warmer than a bunch of napalm eggs in a deep freeze should be – you’ve got a lot of experience with napalm eggs in a deep freeze.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is he your wife? Or rather, is he wearing her like a suit?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh. He was not Steve; he was Not-Steve.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know what you can do to help. What you can do is let us out of this basement place.”
“Actually\u2026”
“Among the many things you can do to help\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I bet if we play AC\/DC, he’ll come.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just a giant mass of burning holy water.”
“The portal has to be open first.”
“\u2026Oh, right.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve got to find this portal, stop the band, send the band back\u2026”
“Send back their merchandise!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve met your quota this month. You’re going to have to wait for next month until you can make more holy water.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’re giving us an extra week.”
“Sure.”
“Sometime on the future, I’ll be short a week and wonder why\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, most people wouldn’t be putting pins in Easter eggs.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a roulette wheel of churros.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The stairs are waning, rather than waxing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not even sure this is Roger’s house anymore.”
“We could check to see if it’s flammable.”
“Quiiiit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We just screwed Roger out of existence again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It does smell, but it doesn’t smell like evil. It just smells like someone abandoned their house 25 years ago.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have a theory\u2026 Maybe I don’t have a theory.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t exorcise the Prius.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is where it would be really good to play AC\/DC on the drums. Which I can’t do. Nor do I have drums.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Logically, if you make three rights, you should end up back where you were.”
“\u2026No\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not gonna give you a bonus, because a ukelele isn’t the appropriate tool for ‘Thunderstruck’.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You didn’t necessarily notice because you’re in waders – “
“I’m not wearing waders.”
“You didn’t necessarily notice because you’re between waders\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So\u2026 I was watching a thing the other day on matter and antimatter. I don’t think I want that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You definitely want to make sure that your saving the world roll is a single roll.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s either the perfect or the most useless weapon ever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Dang it. I really am between waders – assuming I get some in the future.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I picked up Perception: Tasting. It seemed appropriate.”
“It’s never appropriate!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Plus, you can’t put holy water inside a wooden bat.”
“Well, you can, but you have to drill holes in it, and it just ruins the experience.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m just the voice of reason here.”
“We are so doomed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Which one of you two is\u2026”
“The smart one?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t suggest that you just rub your freaking brain on it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The fish weren’t screaming in pain.”
“True. They were saying ‘home.'”
“Yeah, there was more a sense of desperation.”
“And language.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ferg said we were looking for a giggalo counter\u2026?”
“Geiger counter.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Volunteered? Sacrificed? I couldn’t put them together.”
“Volon-ficed?”
“Yeah, that didn’t work. It sounded like pasta.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, uh\u2026 hang in there? Best of luck with your multidimensional friend.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m so sorry. I never meant for any of that to happen.”
“That happens to me a lot.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s just the psychic version of poking it with a stick.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Thrandfular.”
“Thrandfular.”
“Thrandfular.”
“Thranduil.”
“No.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, we did help Rick. We eventually helped him so much that he ran off and left us behind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, on the bright side, Mark, we had already all agreed that it would be a bad idea for you to have children.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve got a radioactive rod right here, and I think you know hwat I mean.”
“No, you’re just a radioactive tool.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m fine! I’m sure geiger counters do that for lots of people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re not making it worse. That’s our new life goal.”
“The easy way to not make it worse is to stop!”
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