“So you have six days until the apocalypse. Well, ok, you have six days to stop the apocalypse – you probably don’t want it to happen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“No, no, no, it’s not any fun lighting fires in a motel.”
“Speak for yourself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, there’s supposed to be a specific day for arson?”
“Yes, any day that ends in a Y.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I know you think of this as your house, but I’m trying to see where your bathroom goes to.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Should have burned down his house when we had the chance.”
“You did. At least twice.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to go check the YUAC for hidden churro stashes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tie goes to the home dimension!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you didn’t use a lot of microwave parts in this, but you did use microwave emitters in this\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It did dull the sound down quite a bit. So if you could make it not melt the fillings, I would stand in it for hours.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s certain things you don’t do. You don’t trust Mark’s alcohol. You don’t trust Noah with electronics when he’s playing with things like this.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this good noise – that’s just crappy – or is it bad noise – that’s also crappy?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I say yes, is it incriminating?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have handcuffs.”
“Ham cups?”
“We have those too.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, once you lick the inside of a dead multidimensional fish, you’re branded.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Eh, evaulating the remaining churros against the complexity of the letters\u2026 it’s not a good risk-reward ratio. I’ll just spell Roger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not a saw blade, it’s a weaponized frisbee.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So the microwave works, the churro trap has been laid, the fireworks have been purchased\u2026 what’s the next step?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You let Mark make that plan, you get what you deserve.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who doesn’t build a swivel on the first batch?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m between finding things right now. I assume I’ll find things in the future.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a sink in the kitchenette – he doesn’t HAVE to pour it on the carpet.”
“But I did.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you poured out a bunch of rancid alcohol and caught a fart in a bottle.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is a dead Japanese man coming out of the maintenance room?”
“Not out of the maintenance room\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you gonna play Whack-a-Mole with multidimensional aliens?”
“Kinda feels that way?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why does this always start with poking it with a stick?”
“Why do you think I have two differen tpoking it with a stick skills?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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