“I have a blueprint.”
“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I. Figured. It. Out!”
“I’m proud of you! I’ll even give you a +2 on that roll.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, if you want to make some self-discipline water, you can, but you don’t know if it’s going to have any effect.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Now all we need is something to push the water out with some gravity.”
“That’s what gravity is for.”
“No, with gusto!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, you don’t notice anything. The smell of wet grass is really interfering with your ability to see.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, your explosives are placed correctly, but whatever those two are doing\u2026”
“Look, if we put two here, it’ll destabilize these other four.”
“I don’t want to destabilize anything! I want to blow holes in it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The dogs? Not moving. Wind? Not moving. Air? Not moving.”
“Dog tipping!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If y’all were putting up strings of explosives, I would have allowed homemaking, because it’s just like Christmas lights.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What about ‘Juicy Rationalization?’ That’s a skill, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s it. The next thing I’m building is the dildo cannon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Jesus. Why am I rolling dice?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not armored, Officer – this is cosplay!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The last time something like this happened, it was a portal. So here’s the important thing: Noah is shucking his pants faster than any man has shucked his underwear before.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna go take a nap now.”
“You get plus 2 on your nap test.”
“Power nap!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need you to make a perception: find trousers roll.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Actually, maybe I should make a roll to see if your truck provides trousers.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Y’all take some time, get the dogs\u2026 liberally spread\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Maybe it was a corn swap!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s trying to swap last year’s candy corn for this year’s corn. You should see when he brings last year’s corn to this year’s candy corn.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve heard of weirder things.”
“Like a corn swap?”
“Like a corn swap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The porn swap happens at the Chicken Strip.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s nothing like clearing your cookies after your children have been browsing porn.” “Was I huffing dead person?” “I don’t wanna wear what Rick wore.” “We didn’t see Rick there\u2026?” “The rule is, it can’t be one thing, unless it’s weird, vaporous dead people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I am never living down the corn swap.” “Is Undisclosed cool enough for a rave, or do we just have field parties?” “It seems like no one wants to go near the blackened pants. I can’t imagine why.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Look, just because I’m unprepared, it doesn’t mean I’m going to go back and get prepared.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “I mean, it’s so bright, it’s making him deaf.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “I have a blueprint.”“I wouldn’t have even required a blueprint!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-1213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modern-age","tag-best-intentions","wpcat-37-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1214,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213\/revisions\/1214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
long pause<\/em>
“Oh! THOSE cookies!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think you were huffing dead interdimensional people. Although you might’ve been huffing their BO.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nobody wants to wear what Rick wore. It’s like going to the porn swap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At the porn swap? No.”
“Although, if you watch long enough\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Or the porn swap.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I flick the lights on and off; what more do you want?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n