“I would allow ‘music,’ but with the stipulation that the air quotes are implied.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“But the idea is that I’m always adding another light. If nothing else, I want them to walk away with a really nasty sunburn.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He uses his voice as an instrument, but it’s not a good instrument.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can only get so far by screaming into a microphone alone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’d be afraid of that if I hadn’t rolled like a boss.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Empathy – that’s one of the perceptions I don’t have. No, wait – I do have it!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wallet?”
“Yes, because we did rescue it from the poo pants over there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, if you just take the mic out of the stand, I feel like that’s a flexible weapon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So despite the fact that the music has reduced to the MTV Unplugged version of Thrandfular\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You see some confused looks on the people around you, but you’ve gotten used to that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have a gun?”
“Yeah, I do.”
“You’re gonna have to shoot him.”
“In front of all of them?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can we get in our own way ANY better?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I will target him and turn everything up to 11. And yes, I marked them all for 11.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I start lighting my prepped fireworks, putting on my sunglasses, and spreading my arms like Tony Stark.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m trying to figure out how many fireworks fail to go off because of holy water.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I dated a firefighter.”
“I thought that was an EMT.”
“The firefighter was before the EMT. And after.”
“Wellll\u2026”
“During?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Where are you?’ he says into his wallet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Like a marionette?”
“Kind of. Like a marionette that got kicked in the back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We are so bad at this. Granted, Kacey wanted us to be awful.”
“And we have succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.”
“Well, I mean, it hasn’t not been entertaining\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Conversely, the drummer is gone and his drum kit is an inferno.”
“A disco inferno?”
“No, a ‘I wish this drum kit hadn’t cost as much as it did’ inferno.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t. Lick. It.”
“Manning a gun! I’m not licking anything!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know fully understand what Mark means when he says he’s between something.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you’re both between and not.”
“You are between betweens.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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