“You’re the one that took the job.”
“To be fair, I thought Tatooine was closer to the core.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Just keep hitting next until you get to Jar-Jar; it’ll be fine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Some might say a communal eyebrow.”
“I have eyebrows!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What we need is an El Camino.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are 6.”
“I didn’t know how we were counting droids! I figured we could magnet them to the sides\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh. I’m looking at the wrong chart. I need to look at the one that has less to do with their stats and everything to do with their price.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you telling me my bet depends on Kacey’s die roll?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I had known I was going to have to roll for the person I bet on, I wouldn’t have bet!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s why I have Droid Repair. So when the droid revolution comes, I can be of service.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Walk casually.”
“Quick clenching your buttcheeks so much.”
“That’s just how I walk!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait – wait, how did I hear him right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Droids don’t have corpses?”
“No, they have wreckage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When I get blown up into pieces, I’m not salvage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna stop magnifying my senses. It doesn’t end well.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Seems like a bad idea to go running down alleys after unknown people in black cloaks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Pretend I told you that; it sounds really wise.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a sigh worth of distance between you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Works better if you’re human. Life lesson number three: be human if you can. Write that down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Again? Again we’re going to start microwaving people? Didn’t we do this last game?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just sweep it out with the airlock.”
“The airlock has to be open, and you have to be there with a broom. We are not doing that.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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