“I wouldn’t be 30 grand in debt if I was a Sith, is what I’m hearing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Let’s tell them we’re from the last planet.”
“You mean the one we left from illegally\u2026?”
“Okay, one planet back from that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t think this is a great place, but it’s better than the other places.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Kind of like when the guards walk you into prison. You really feel like they want you there.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s an extra special bonus point that means something.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like Kevin’s going to be too judgmental of my actions to ever give me a Force point.”
“To be fair, I think he’s going to be appropriately judgmental of your actions\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Ehhh, that’s a grey area.”
“It’s secret; of course it’s a grey area!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a time and a place for that kind of thing.”
“What? If we can’t count to four, we have a problem!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This isn’t like DCC where I have a really low charisma. Here, there’s no charisma, so I can pretend it’s as high as I want.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Imperial beer nuts.”
“Tastes like neither nuts nor beer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I just want you to know that you have eight more skeletons. My limit is ten.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re pretty sure, since it’s eye cavities are empty, it’s dead.”
“Ehh, eye cavities are optional.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Skeletons are creepy; dead bodies just happen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You cannot use any of my 15 tons of parts.”
“Let’s find out how accurate their scales are.”
“I keep extremely accurate records.”
“That’s not what I said\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Underwear drawer? Why would I hide anything there? The only thing that would in there is the robe.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When you want the Force to flow through you, you yourself should be free-flowing. Write that down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re those free-flowing samurai pants, with lots of room in the crotch. Because Mace Windu.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Blase? Is that the word we’re using to describe me now? I prefer nonchalant.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Stop distracting him. He flies slower when you distract him.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So I check to see if we’re at those coordinates.”
“You’re not. Two numbers were\u2026”
“Transposed?”
“At least it’s not a decimal point!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can you hold this in place?”
“I’m gonna go do my job as copilot.”
“Do you wanna drop out of hyperspace again?”
“Do you wanna do your job as mechanic?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, they’re not like Tribbles, are they? An entire ship full of Imperial defectors.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t say you don’t flirt well; I just said you flirt too much.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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