“Your real friend isn’t here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Are you saying I’m a D&D hipster?”
“Uh-huh. The people who played Oriental Adventures looked at you and went, ‘Mmhmm.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It really wasn’t designed to defend against the Death Star.”
“Was anything?”
“Yes. The X-Wing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I think we’ll find her by just asking around for the bot giving a history lesson, so she should be fine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And don’t even try to tell me it’s a pet – there’s a no pet rule.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not a pet; it’s a religious icon.”
“No it’s not. Not until I find it in an ancient temple.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll bet that if you take that x-wing out and use up a week’s worth of consumables, you have to drink your own pee.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How much do we like the Duro?”
“I thought he came with you!”
“He just kind of latched on to me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, there’s no range on Life Sense. I can totally keep track of how dead you are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So by saving like a hundred people on Alderaan, we’ve made the odds of success way worse?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“All right, let’s see if we can make it to the second movie.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m coming up with a lot of rules here! Someone should write that down!”
“That’s his job.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So\u2026 we can only play Star Wars from now on. Because my dice are rolling wonderfully.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is that a thing we have to write down? ‘Jedi don’t steal’?”
“No, we don’t write that down.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m kind of running away. I’m just in their face running away.”
“That’s running towards.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Every second, I’ve got to hit the ‘don’t fall into the planet’ button or we’re gonna die.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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