“Did the new expansion come with a higher score?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, they’re faxing each other.”
“You’d think baud rates would be better on this planet.”
“They are – that’s why it only takes a second.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Who’s surprised that Sissy turned out to be a problem? Anyone? Anyone?”
“She doesn’t have eyebrows, but somehow she’s scowling at me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As the copilot of this ship, I need to inform you that there’s a rule on the ship that if your ass is naked, you sit on objects with a towel under your naked ass.”
“It’s a complicated rule.”
“You do know that as the engineer of this ship, my ass has been on every surface\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They’re going to smell the alcohol on your breath.”
“You assume it’s going through my mouth.”
“\u2026Right, so we need to do something about Jo-Li.”
“I like how Sarah doesn’t have a response for that.”
“It’s not that I don’t have a response – I’m just choosing not to continue the conversation.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not even making that a daily lesson: not all ingestion has to go through the mouth.”
“So don’t write that down.”
“Don’t write it down, but take it to heart.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s disingenuous.”
“Yes?”
“And I thought you were his apprentice.”
“That’s complicated.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So have you decided on a plan yet?”
“Not really.”
“We have like twelve – “
” – eighteen percent – “
” – of a plan.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, did she bring luggage? I thought she came by herself!”
“Prison wallet.”
“You can’t put clothes in that!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a big planet – you can find a tactical turtleneck somewhere.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah! Those giant farting ticks. We totally could have filled the hold with giant farting ticks!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did we just get booted?”
“Yeah. ‘Welcome to Corellia.'”
“Insert 57 coins to release the boot?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I’m not a moron, people! I have good ideas! They’re just so watered down with bad ideas that they’re hard to fish out!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you’re going to shoot my pants, you might as well shoot me.”
“We can make it look like you were shot.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And when we say pants, we do mean trousers?”
“We mean the outerwear, yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you need to explode something on me, you can do that.”
“We’re not going to explode anything on you. We might need to paint on you\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Remember when I said to be careful with her? Write that down.”
“I would, but there’s not an adult in the room.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Show me on the hydrospanner where the creepy darksider touched you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re not allowed to bring guests on board anymore.”
“Yeahhh, I didn’t want to bring guests on board, but my options were either to do that or be smeared into paste at the bottom of the ocean!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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