“Okay, so we need to set you on fire. Not because you’re not giving us information and brought a saboteur on the ship, but that’s making it easier.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“All right, let’s do it. I’m flying the ship, so I’m not setting anything on fire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I want you to understand – “
“I do.”
” – that if I die from this – “
“You won’t.”
” – I’m going to haunt you forever.”
“I assumed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, do these ISB outfits have pockets, or are they more\u2026 slimming?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a giant piece of Tupperware, basically. As long as I don’t burp it, she can get out any time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Jerba, not Jerboa. Very different things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And then I’m shooting him in the butt.”
“What is it with you people and butts?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this a souvenir?”
“It is now.”
“Then you carry it!”
“I’ve got enough stuff to carry.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t appreciate the fact that she’s crazy, but I can’t leave her behind.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s not a matter of choice; we’re just going to take her crazy into the mathematical equation here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You could get a 31!”
“Or a 13.”
“Eh\u2026 31, 13\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hitting the shooting everywhere button?” “The lightsaber-wielding maniac dodges out of the way of the stormtrooper’s shot.” “Okay, so we need to set you on fire. Not because you’re not giving us information and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d6-star-wars","tag-infinite-hope","wpcat-40-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1251,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions\/1251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
nod<\/em>
“\u2026Well that complicated shit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, that’s not me.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"