{"id":1255,"date":"2020-12-02T21:57:21","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T03:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2020-12-02T21:57:21","modified_gmt":"2020-12-03T03:57:21","slug":"star-wars-12-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2020\/12\/02\/star-wars-12-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars, 12\/2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Do you want your ears scritched too?&#8221;<br>&#8220;No, but ask me again after the game.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That sounds like work.&#8221;<br>&#8220;That&#8217;s your job as captain!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, hey, we got two-factor authentication that this is the king.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The clones don&#8217;t spark up conversation with you.&#8221;<br>&#8220;I&#8217;m perfectly comfortable holding up both ends of the conversation.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I really want the button that wakes him up to say &#8216;percolate.'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Our job wasn&#8217;t to bring him back; our job was &#8211; &#8220;<br>&#8220;Our job got complicated.&#8221;<br>&#8220;I know, but I&#8217;m trying to simplify.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going back to my roots.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Why do your roots involve heads in jars?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Is he alive in the same way that a frog is alive if you stick a bunch of electrodes in it? Because that&#8217;s not alive.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Why is your king like a frog?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It feels kind of selfish that we went in, broke this guy out of prison, had him make one proclamation, and let him die.&#8221;<br>&#8220;We might be dicks.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Somewhere, someone in a helmet makes a noise.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Can you recreate that noise? For posterity.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The station does have a fully-arrayed c-&#8220;<br>&#8220;Commissary?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;How quickly this devolved into a rave\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I mean, who would just hold on to parts of their enemies.&#8221;<br>&#8220;The profit margins\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Did we just become the A-Team?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Were we falsely accused of a crime we didn&#8217;t commit? No\u2026 we actually did the crime.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re also seriously short a Face-man. And we have way too many Murdocks.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The only way we can confirm that we won&#8217;t commit a crime in a place is for us to have not been there.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You sold me this thing with a Jedi in the trunk? Seriously?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;A used droid could be interesting.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Like interesting times?&#8221;<br>&#8220;It&#8217;s a 2020 droid!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t want your new transponder to be stolen. Or accused of Imperial war crimes.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Do you want your ears scritched too?&#8221;&#8220;No, but ask me again after the game.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d6-star-wars","tag-infinite-hope","wpcat-40-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1256,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions\/1256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}