{"id":1260,"date":"2020-12-16T22:00:34","date_gmt":"2020-12-17T04:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2020-12-16T22:00:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-17T04:00:34","slug":"star-wars-12-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2020\/12\/16\/star-wars-12-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars, 12\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;I actually took a note!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What would stop them from building another one?&#8221;<br>&#8220;That seems fiscally irresponsible.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t it be easier to hollow out a planet and arm that?&#8221;<br>&#8220;I&#8217;m really glad they&#8217;re not listening.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This coin is a tracker, this coin is a listening device, and this coin is a suppository.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So unless I can do this vampire-counting-rice on the wind style, I&#8217;d rather buy a scanner.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Look, when I astrogate, we won&#8217;t go where we wanted to go, but we will go where we need to go.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Wait. 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