“I have a very important question for you guys. What were we doing last time?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Well, Kevin, if you didn’t know what our weakness was before\u2026”
“Yeah, I know your weakness.”
“Stupidity?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We can’t just put him in a junkie trunk?”
“Do we have a junkie trunk?”
“Well, we can’t just put him in a drunk tank. So it’s a junkie trunk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yep. They are heroin chic Arkona.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And this is a life lesson! They all had salt; they’re all seasoned. It’s going after the seasoned food!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nope. Music says we just leave the planet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I thought you said thirty syllables.”
“No, three syllables.”
“Three syllables, all Welsh.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It looks Hawaiian, but with an umlaut.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, Star Wars isn’t really umlaut territory.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you just complicate BOTH of them?”
“Yeah\u2026”
“On lightsaber combat.”
“Yeah.”
“But did you succeed?”
“I did. Just with complications.”
“Ok, let me think through this\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ll think of something useful.”
“Useful? For us?”
“For me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to stay in the cockpit for when things inevitably go wrong.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I trust your technical knowledge.”
“Mmhmm. Let’s cut the door.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Better your helmet than your ass.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey captain?”
“Yep?”
“Did you do what I think you did?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s not how I would do things.”
“No, you lock our problems in stasis and ignore them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, he still said surrender – just the tone was off\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘It’s just a grenade’ isn’t nearly as reassuring as you think it is. Also, someone’s about to shoot the ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Learn your mythos, you reptilian monkey!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I need\u2026 the refresher\u2026”
“Guess what? When you’re locked in an alcove, that IS the refresher.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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