{"id":1274,"date":"2021-02-24T22:05:35","date_gmt":"2021-02-25T04:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1274"},"modified":"2021-02-24T22:05:35","modified_gmt":"2021-02-25T04:05:35","slug":"star-wars-2-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2021\/02\/24\/star-wars-2-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars, 2\/24"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s your friend &#8211; you explain him.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;When I said I was willing to be involved in the blood sacrifices, this is not what I meant.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t usually fondle peoples&#8217; dongles unless they ask.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;If there&#8217;s a cenobite in here, I&#8217;m throwing it off the ship.&#8221;<br>&#8220;\u2026Cenobite.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Instead of\u2026? 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