“If I have double advantage, I’m swinging from the chandelier. It won’t hurt\u2026 it just also won’t help.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I don’t think the Imperial Palace is open for tours.”
“Tours was my first plan. Can you tell?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You want to put out lost kitten posters?”
“Yep.”
“Lost kitten that looks a lot like a Hutt?”
“A Hutt with a lightsaber.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As far as the Alliance to Restore the Republic is concerned, you guys are infiltration experts.”
“Just because they’re gullible\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, are we going in the whore tunnel?”
“Well, I don’t know that the Jedi would call it that\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sure. Why not. There’s no way this could go wrong.”
“It can always go wrong.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The best way is to jump off a railing. It’ll be fine for the first 10 minutes.”
“\u2026The Force makes you dumb.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have no trouble walking into a trap. I think I’ve proven this already.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Somebody really hated 1296. Maybe their ex lived on 1296.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Then he’s got to go. Telecommute cake is not nearly as good as in-person cake.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this guy a friend of yours?”
“I think so?”
“Did he invite us to dinner or for dinner\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We even tried to save as many people as possible, from a certain point of view.”
“From ALL points of view! We tried to save them from ALL points of view!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This sounds like Monty Hall. ‘Have I got a deal for you!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you’re over 30, I just yell out ‘Force point.’ You might get one, you might not; it’s not my job to determine that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you do the dance?”
“Only when I have to.”
“Stop, blaster time?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you trust me?”
“What does that mean? Of course I trust you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh lord, that place is no joke.”
“Oh good. Just once, can’t we go to a cakewalk planet?”
“Those don’t exist.”
“Because the cake is a lie.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are we exiting through the sewer pipes?”
“Um\u2026 well. We’re going to exit rapidly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You find an access hatch and crawl out. This is the most you’ve ever wanted a shower in your life.”
“This is the second most I’ve ever wanted a shower in my life.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I only have one pair of pants!”
“You have money! Buy pants!”
“But they don’t mean anything!”
“They mean not being naked, master.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know what I hear gets rid of smells like this?”
“Nothing.”
“The depths of space. We’re just gonna hang it out the airlock\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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