“The Star Wars music got weird by episode 23.”
“I don’t even know what this IS.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“PiTcher, not piCture. I get it. I was trying to figure out why the picture was full of water\u2026”
“It’s a sea-scape.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, there’s always the hard way to get up there.”
“Is that the way where you use the Force and levitate us and maybe don’t drop us into the courtyard?”
“No\u2026 I was thinking we could just climb.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just\u2026 don’t look up.”
“I wear trousers!”
“On the ship!”
“My robe has holes; I wear trousers. I just don’t wear anything under them. I wear pants, just not in the English sense.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is he in some kind of self-induced stasis? Is he in torpor, to use a Vampire term?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t disarm people the way a Wookiee disarms people!”
“No, you disarm people the way a Jedi disarms people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I will disarm him – in the rudimentary sense, not the Jedi sense.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He’s out of his body. I don’t know how to put him back.”
“Soap.”
“No, you have to sew it back on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That cicada just crawled out of the ground and went, ‘Man, my wings are dry. Bzzzzzz bzzzzz!'”
“‘Looking for singles in your area\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve been using the extra pair!”
“Well, I mean, if you’re going to give him an extra pair, he’s going to use them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Space tent!”
“But metal.”
“Metal space tent!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hand-shaking wiggle power. I can see why they renamed that one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ll remember we dragged ourselves through a sewer.”
“Yeah, and you clean yourself afterwards.”
“\u2026I took a shower.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So that’s when you decide to wake me, huh? ‘I almost killed you, so\u2026 it’s time to go.'”
“That seems\u2026 absolutely in character.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Sometimes the lesson is ‘don’t do what I do.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey Valen\u2026? Tycho’s gone down a hole. Possibly an evil hole.”
“Of course he has.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, if you’re worried, I can catch me when I start falling.”
“That’s not the part I’m worried about.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay, climbing, not giving birth.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, Valen’s the one giving birth; I’m the one being birthed. So don’t exhale when you push me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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