“Are we at the running part yet? Because I think we need to be at the running part.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“We are going to keep the fleet engaged for long enough that the rebels can get away.”
(in unison) “That doesn’t sound like running!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to reprogram the ship so it’s controlled from the turrets. Wherever I point the gun, that’s where we go. The faster I fire, the faster we go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“First, you have to make an enemy.”
“I thought that was all of you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I might just go ahead and let them take us, if you’re just trying to get closer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Whose shield are you shorting out?”
“Yours. Bastard.”
“You think that’s going to make me run away? Think again!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, if you were flying away from them, I would have disabled the gunnery instead of the shields.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Give me a sticky.”
“I don’t have one.”
“I know. That’s why I asked Cheryl.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So, I’m going to use my actual character stats now, not what I think my character stats are.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why are we not leaving?!”
“Big damn heroes, sir!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I turn it off, will you leave?”
“I might shoot a few of them – “
“If I turn it off, WILL YOU LEAVE?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Take a page from my gaming history and don’t shut down the reactors\u2026”
“Don’t shut down the reactors; overload them?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It turns out, Starship Repair is the same skill as Starship Disrepair.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Teaching it not to fire on disabled ships is going to be harder. That’s a much higher level of programming\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re on the same page. We’re on the same entirely different page.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Not only is that heroic, everyone knows it’s heroic because I’m broadcasting running commentary throughout the system.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Jo-Li, sit in the color commentary seat!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You should have taken Control.”
“You said to listen to the Force! That’s Sense.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can I just point out that this is why the Rebellion thinks we’re infiltrators?”
“Look, we’re not only bullshitting the Empire\u2026 we’re also bullshitting our superiors.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m afraid to leave you alone with the TIE fighters.”
“We’re afraid to leave him alone with the cockpit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“She’s YOUR apprentice.”
“I can only undo so much damage.”
“Both of your apprentices seem to be very good at blowing things up\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m gonna kneecap you to death.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ve tricked them mightily!”
“So we can leave now, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Half the fleet is after us. Because we’re the mighty Rebellion blockade-breaking fleet of two.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just wear the brown pants.”
“Oh, no worries. I will not be pooping for a week. My asshole is so puckered, it’s somewhere up around here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So what I’m getting here is that you roll down the window and\u2026”
“Moon them?”
“‘Was that a Sullustan ass\u2026?’ ‘Yes, Lord Vader.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We are getting the fuck out of this system.”
“How do I get you to say that earlier next time?”
“Any time you get Darth Vader within\u2026”
“Mooning distance?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s going to be so great when we have to get a new name and beacon – “
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