“Cheryl? What Force power is Cheryl?”
“The dark side.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Cabana gas? What cocktails does that go with?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But overall, these ships seem a bit more\u2026 provocative.”
“Provocative as in sexy, or provocative as in aggressive?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So listening to him is like listening to you.”
“But I’m adorable.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you wanna meet Lando? Because that’s how you meet Lando.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should keep those around in case we find ourselves on some backwater planet that doesn’t have lightspeed and need to trade them something that won’t give them lightspeed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“However, we noticed that your torpedo load has been partially used. What would you like us to load for you?”
“Spam. Sausages?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He told me it was a stupid idea, but I did it anyway!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do we have a Ring doorbell for that gangplank?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is waiting here for the ship’s technician\u2026 who is not on this group message\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t we have another protocol droid on the ship?”
“Yes. We just let him on board the ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Let’s have multiple<\/em> untrustworthy protocol droids on the ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “There’s, like, a revolt going on on our ship.” “So\u2026 should we also go back? We’ve apparently let the droids take over the ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Do you know what that one is?” “We could call it the Centennial Hawk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We should just have a random name generator. So we come into the system, and\u2026 tickticktickticktick\u2026 ‘This is the Pilsbury Tires\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Then we can send him the torpedoes while we’re out in space!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Why do we need a tractor beam?” “In fact, if I can convince all the droids to go on holiday\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “You are never included in ‘all the droids,’ because YOU are controlled by YOU and not by Kevin.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “If all the droids want to go off and have their own episode of ‘The Hangover\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Do I get the feeling that I’m being unnecessarily paranoid? I mean, with the way that all went down\u2026” “Cheryl? What Force power is Cheryl?”“The dark side.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-1289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-d6-star-wars","tag-infinite-hope","wpcat-40-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1290,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“Yeah. I think the torpedoes might not be the worst idea I had here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Unnecessary.”
“That one?”
“Unnecessary.”
“Is that one also unnecessary?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To drag his ass around when he runs out of gas.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you think you’re being unnecessarily paranoid?”
“No. No I do not.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"