“I still don’t know what to do about the bot collective.”
“We’re going to negotiate.”
“Okay.”
“Wait, when I said we should negotiate, you said no.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I thought it was a nice callback to what we just got done doing.”
“Callback\u2026 admission of guilt\u2026 You know.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s not suspicious at all! Why would you pile up stormtroopers like that?”
“Kindling.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Between the two of us, we can fix and\/or repair anything on this ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What were our crimes as the Kaylee Pilgrim?”
“Breaking into a prison complex and stealing a prisoner. Also blowing the shit out of a hanger in the prison complex.”
“Okay, so about the same level of crime as the Fast and Accurate.”
“Ehhh\u2026.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As a mechanic, that’s how I’m supposed to phrase that: we’re good to go.”
“Fair.”
“I mean, if it’s within my ability to repair\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We started assuming that, so why should we stop now?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I apologize in advance for all the terrible decisions we’re about to make.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You could put your comm in, you know.”
“What’s the point? All I’d be doing is listening to you all do things in no way like how I would do them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Your problem is that you don’t look like Leia.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is a ship conversation, mister! Just keep doing her hair!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hey Sissy, how much of a pain would it be to get your new droid friends to set off some alarms?”
“I am a droid. I don’t feel pain.”
“Okay\u2026 How annoying would it be?”
“Again\u2026”
“Right. How feasible would it be?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I would say the five of us are at least as good as one Solo.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What we should have done is take it apart in little pieces and carry it across the station\u2026”
“We are not going to portage our starship!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And we have the alarms on standby, to make this even more of a Benny Hill episode.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You fire and run.”
“This is how I stealth – Benny Hill style.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have droid repair, if you’d like something like that, but it’s going to be uncomfortable for everyone involved.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The stormtroopers are confused this round and take no action.”
“Wait until they actually figure out what’s happening\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This plan is flawless.”
“Except for the flaws.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Thwarting big V by punting your coworkers around\u2026 Sounds like a good plan.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I tell the others on the ship, ‘You know, we don’t have a lot of bunks, but there’s a car in the hold and you can all strap in – it seats eight.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Awesome. You guys picked the great plan.”
“There were a lot of great plans on the board.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I feel like Sissy has gotten more pedantic since she joined the Collective.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He can accept the phone call.”
“Who are you contacting?”
“Vader.”
“Cocky bastard.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m trying to be insolent while dominated, and I’m not very good at being insolent. Unless it’s you.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s been a while since you lemminged a character.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The plan is going well.”
“It’s going about as well as it usually does.”
“That bad?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Lucas says there’s not underwear in space.”
“Probably not even the first time she’s been naked on an open deck in Cloud City.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, why did you only start calling me Master when you went to the Dark Side?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I will always give someone a second chance. Or even a tenth chance. Seventh chance is a bit iffy\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m very glad you were like ‘Jerba and everyone we need to go rescue will go this way, these two idiots will go this other way\u2026'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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