“This just furthers my thought that you’ve got a time machine and you’re using it for asinine reasons.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“You know what I would do with a time machine, Yammy?”
\n“Go back in time and watch the Judge Dredd movie 500 times in the theater?”<\/p>\n
“You know what I would do with a hot tub time machine?”
\n“Go back in time and watch the Judge Dredd movie 500 times in the theater?”
\n“No, go back in time and run over Yammy’s mother.”<\/p>\n
“We’re like the worst adventurers ever. With all the places we could go – Africa, the Orient, China – we went to Canada<\/em>.”<\/p>\n “You made a PowerPoint. I don’t know why I doubted you made a PowerPoint, but… you made a PowerPoint.”<\/p>\n “I prefer my backup to have thumbs<\/em>.” “I’ve been trying to insert myself ALL OVER VANCOUVER!”<\/p>\n “That’s such a strange thing to aspire for your character. ‘I want to father a white NBA point guard.'”<\/p>\n “His secret 11th aspect is ‘will die of syphilis.'”<\/p>\n “Do you want a senator who’s delicious AND annoying?”<\/p>\n “I don’t speak… yellow.” “You’ve been giving blow jobs to smurfs again, haven’t you?” “He gave you a nanookie.” “I’m gonna be raped by a polar bear.” “You’re going to get hung. Not be hung, get hung.” “Wow. He’s actually, like, putting thought into this. I’m scared.”<\/p>\n “The easiest way to get out of this is for us to commit a greater atrocity…”<\/p>\n “Why are you doing that to the edges of your Reeses?” “He is doing semaphore.” “And in my defense, I did not know there was an ocean RIGHT THERE.”<\/p>\n “Or it could just be chickenscratch.” “Do any of us have – ” “If you want to ride to Squamish…” “So there IS a pulp location generator. There’s nothing as exotic as Vancouver.”<\/p>\n ” – washed up somewhere more exciting. Like Prince Edward Island.”<\/p>\n “I believe these people came here, were drawn here for some reason to get their feet stolen.”<\/p>\n “Where’s West?” “You know you take as long as a woman, ja?” “Are you picking the lock or committing rape?”<\/p>\n “The dark heart of Vancouver!”<\/p>\n “That was alcohol, right? Cause I just drank it.”<\/p>\n “The sinister hand of Nanook!” “Why would you drink again!? Are you that dense?!”<\/p>\n “Yes, breathe into the bottle. Traditionally you use a paper bag, but an upside down plastic bottle will work in your case.”<\/p>\n Annnnd…. break for retrieving a die from a very bad place…<\/p>\n “He’s not touching you! Get over it!”<\/p>\n “Bryan, if you ever get into a fight, just cringe.”<\/p>\n …Note to self: next time, pick places that don’t sound silly after 50 repetitions…<\/p>\n “I got it from a saddlebag, from West.” “I am not getting in Otto’s dinghy.”<\/p>\n “…I wondered why you were reaching there…”<\/p>\n “I thought you said ‘great American outback!'” “What are you doing?” “Dude, if you bend that, you’ll have half of David Caruso’s sunglasses!”<\/p>\n “He’s a member of the dreaded flatware pirates!”<\/p>\n “I’ve never been compared to the three-boobed chick from Total Recall before.”<\/p>\n “Let’s leave the Face here, and go talk to people in Squamish!”<\/p>\n “You’re a brilliant tactician… you leave your ‘Face’ here and go off to Squamish to TALK TO PEOPLE!”<\/p>\n “Americans. They’re like us, only less polite. And louder. And they don’t appreciate curling.”<\/p>\n “And fearless of the dark!”<\/p>\n “Even if he IS evil, that just makes him neutral. He’s Canadian.”<\/p>\n “I can’t do this! It’s like shooting a Howitzer at an orphanage!”<\/p>\n “In the unlikely event of polar bear mauling, you’ll have to get your own horse!”<\/p>\n “He knows you! You don’t have to pull the RCMP card every time!”<\/p>\n “She would have lacked the stench of back-bacon and the stench of butter.”<\/p>\n “I think this is a great time for a cut scene because I just rolled two to shit my pants!”<\/p>\n “Oh yeah, we’re not being racist anymore…” “I went crazy fast! Like VOOM!” “If I wanted you dead, I could have killed you from 300 yards away.”<\/p>\n “Will I be futter-wacking at the end?” “Stop being nervous! They already got your sister – why would they get you?! 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\n“Does it have to be their<\/em> thumbs? Because I can get some…”<\/p>\n
\n“Racism!”<\/p>\n
\n“Avatar.”
\n“He has to get money somehow.”<\/p>\n
\n“Is that the real punishment?”<\/p>\n
\n“Man, that polar bear’s hot.”<\/p>\n
\n“You stole a Texan’s horse!”
\n“But he’s in Canada!”<\/p>\n
\n“You remember that commercial about how there was no wrong way to eat a Reeses?”
\n“You’re trying to prove them wrong?”<\/p>\n
\n“He’s going to have to tell me what he’s spelling…”<\/p>\n
\n“Or it could be written in fish.”<\/p>\n
\n“Work addresses? Yes.”
\n“- No, the skills – ”
\n“Nope.”<\/p>\n
\n“I have to get out of town.”
\n“So you’re finally acknowledging you’re a horse thief.”<\/p>\n
\n“Riding north.”<\/p>\n
\n“I take longer than a woman! I shop on MAN hours!”<\/p>\n
\n“Those bastards!”<\/p>\n
\n“From a horse?”
\n“I would assume.”<\/p>\n
\n“No, the great American hat!”<\/p>\n
\n“I’m being a pirate?”
\n“A spoon pirate?”<\/p>\n
\n“When did we stop being racist?”<\/p>\n
\n“Yeah, like lightning crazy.”<\/p>\n
\n“…And… drink.”<\/p>\n