{"id":1301,"date":"2021-06-10T07:33:49","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T12:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1301"},"modified":"2021-06-10T07:33:49","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T12:33:49","slug":"star-wars-6-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2021\/06\/10\/star-wars-6-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars, 6\/9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;They see you coming when you use a door.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And this is where we&#8217;re reminded of my werewolf.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Somewhere in a hangar bay, an unsupervised lifter droid picks up a munition\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Same thing again?&#8221;<br>&#8220;Rush him? 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