“After drinking for 72 hours, you’re damn right you have to go.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“How many bantha can I get while super-drunk for 25,000 credits?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, but if you’re buying them from me, we have to switch game systems, because they’re 2500 credits in a different game system.”
“It’s still Imperial credits, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t realize that lightsabers were Poke-masters.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re all inside a giant Poke-ball, and the lightsabers are summons\u2026 I’ve gone too far down that rabbit hole, haven’t I.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, I don’t know why Tattooine. It just seemed like the kind of place that an old, withered Jedi would go\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Quick, check your prison wallet!”
“At least I didn’t say it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s the mediocre-ist bar around here? Hey, I have standards.”
“I don’t think there’s a mediocre-ist\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is there some kind of contact high from being around Force users?”
“There can be.”
“I’m not one of your students – don’t be cryptic at me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You finally found a student who will write down your lessons.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“In my experience, there’s no such thing as dumb luck.”
“But there is dumb.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do I have to put it in my ear?”
“You have to treat it like every other comlink.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have kitten accelerators? What have you been tinkering with on this ship?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have a ship’s cat.”
“To keep the ship’s mice under control\u2026?”
“You never know what’s going to come out of Tycho’s room.”
“I taught the mice to be pacifists.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Hammerhead, Anchorhead\u2026 whatever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We lift off. We wave goodbye to Tattooine. We swear once again that we’re not coming back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you were ever going to regret putting tassels on all the controls, now is the time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tycho is navigating and the cat is helping.”
“Fifty percent of that is true.”
“\u2026Do you really want me to guess?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh! We can put the cat in one of the gun turrets. Nothing bad can happen if we do that!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, that’s easy. You’re the captain, she’s the first mate\u2026 I believe that means the cat is the second mate.”
“Right. So you all have to take orders from the cat now.”
“PSST. Psst psst!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Or, you know, sometimes you sober up enough to remember.”
“That’ll never happen.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“One might call us tomb afficianados. But definitely not tomb raiders, because that is trademarked and copyrighted.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Tycho\u2026 this is the Force\u2026 this is the Force telling you to bring the popcorn to the cockpit\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“About ten minutes later, a female Keldor in a black\u2026”
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