“We can close the door.”
“With the cat outside the door\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“I feel like I’m the only hope.”
“Yeah, but surely not every distillery in the galaxy is in trouble.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The cat is working for the Empire!”
“Or the cat delayed us just enough to keep us from getting killed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Actually, we heed a lot of your bad advice\u2026”
“Shut uuuup.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“They think it’s infiltration, but no\u2026 no, it’s disappointment.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We could just fly into one of the landing bays.”
“I had the same terrible idea.”
“So what I’m hearing here is motion, seconded. All in favor?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That guy actually thinks we are infiltration experts, and he’s currently following our instructions\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Close friend?”
“How many times did you try to murder her?”
“None?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“About this time, you have a Jerba-sized hole in the wreckage.”
“Can you cut a bigger hole?!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So\u2026 new plan. Let’s not blow this up; let’s hijack it.”
“Yeah.”
“I’m good with that.”
“\u2026Because we need a new ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, I learned not to yell ‘we’re the Rebels and the Jedi’ on the comlink,’ but it took me a while. This is gonna take me a while\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this thing working? Kssh kssh.”
“It is\u2026 who is this?”
“You used the comm?! I’m so proud of you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, I should have grabbed one of the stormtrooper armor\u2026”
“On top of the ratty Jedi robes?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Turn off the klaxons – I’m hung over. I could hear them from outside.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, there’s a version of this plan that just goes, ‘Take me to your leader\u2026'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Eleven.”
“That information is not even listed.”
“Well, it looks like I’m doing something, anyway.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The cat is not part of the crew!”
“The cat does not get a cut.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, normally I would be doing this, but I’ve already had one uncomfortably intimate moment with this ship\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, get out the wine and candles; I’ll try to seduce the computer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do we get character points?”
“Well, we didn’t accomplish anything.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The ship is only like 80% combat-effective at this point\u2026”
“Their ship or ours?”
“Theirs.”
“Oh good. Because I was gonna say, ours is only about 10% effective\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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