“Are you pro Vader and the Emperor surviving?”
“No.”
“That was a long pause.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“And there’s all the proof I needed to know that I’M not the problem when plans go wrong.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, the important part is to get them apart.”
“\u2026Yeeees. That’s exactly what we’re working on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t think they’re here to kill us. If they are, then we could learn a couple of things from them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Classic misdirection. I should write a book. ‘You Only Think You Know Where I’m Going, Just Like Me.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Twenty-two.”
“How much faster do you need to go, man?”
“Twenty-three. Because I could have only put a single pip into it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, were we stunning people?”
“I stun people. Stunning is cool.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I bet our ship is not seaworthy anymore.”
“Our ship was never seaworthy. We tried that. It wasn’t good.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’ll let you pass!”
“Out. We’ll let you pass out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I don’t really want to sweat today. That’s why I’m convincing everyone to give up.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you give up and walk away, we won’t humiliate you. We haven’t killed anyone yet; we’ve just made them feel really bad about it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You can’t actually see the cadets.”
“But I know they’re there. I can hear them peeing.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to heal you on my next turn.”
“Stealing my drama\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I attempt to patch myself into the communications system of the ship they’re entertaining themselves on.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re best friends! \u2026I have to say that.”
“Because he’s healing you?”
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m just wondering if there’s a different damage code for just leaving it there. Like broiling. Is there a broil roll?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Shoot now, talk trash later.”
“That should really be an axiom\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Okay\u2026 to cut through your narrative, is the star destroyer heading into the sun?”
“\u2026Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m saving Jo-Li and the Sith holocrons. And the moss collection.”
“And the alcohol collection.”
“And the cat.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I do not have a surprise round against Vader.”
“Oh, there’s gonna be some surprises.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, we do have one advantage over Luke. He’s not our father.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“To be fair, we didn’t crash our ship. The tractor beams crashed our ship.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t make me interface with the ship again; I’m BUSY.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“OK, this is petty. I’m going to go for his arm, but on the way, I’m going to try and catch his cloak. Because rayon burns like a motherfucker.”
“You’re going to give him PTSD?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I turn on Danger Sense. ‘That wall’s gonna explode.’ ‘Oh. I have post-congnition Danger Sense.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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