“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”
“So\u2026 naked except for boots?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing your balls on your sleeve.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, I don’t wanna be a duck. Ducks are lame.”
“It’s almost like that’s a turn of phrase!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have ‘lackey.'”
“He’s not a lackey.”
“No, he’s more of a sidekick.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, if you’re having lunch with me, I’m not good on op-sec\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Studying is more like locking yourself in your room, spending all of your time studying, and then rolling like everyone else anyway.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re actually too curious to say no.”
“That’s a character flaw I can appreciate.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You wouldn’t believe why I’m here.”
“The entire cafeteria knows why you’re here.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t have to roll disadvantage when trying to convince your own party members.”
“That’s a disadvantage all its own.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I said I was going to the arboretum.”
“Yeah, but she already had that queued up.”
“I was going to the arboretum!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Can I just get a spell to call an elf? ‘I’m haggling – get me an elf on the line.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Bear in mind that I’m carrying a punch bowl and a boot.”
“And there’s a vomiting vulture on your shoulder.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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