“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You need roaming acceptance?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And I’m going to cast Disguise Self, so I look like an elf.”
“Cheating bastards, anyway.”
“Yep.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“At 8th level, we can spend an entire night in my cushioned – “
“Crevice?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s where they keep the ‘eat-em’ in arboretum.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know I’m a potted plant, right?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If we were all elves, we’d only need 4, right?”
“Yep.”
“Stupid elves.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Were you trying to give me the ring, because it fits.” “I have run across this bridge; I have been carried across this bridge. I am no longer afraid of this bridge.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-skullkickers","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1318,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/1318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“It fits anyone.” pause<\/em> “That didn’t come out the way I meant\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n