“Pedantic.”
“At a school.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So in an effort to deflect blame off of us on the chance that it was us, I blamed the missing student.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did I fart in conjuration class or something?”
“Well, did you know that the human body farts an average of 12 times an hour?”
“\u2026I did not.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s a good idea, actually.”
“What, pushing him down the stairs?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Anything interesting in the robes? Pockets?”
“Just smells.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Because that’s how we do things.”
“We make generalizations based on very small sample sizes.”
“We extrapolate based on a single point of data\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s statistically accurate; we just didn’t put numbers on it. So it’ll stay statistically accurate.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Super unusual really rare book annex.”
“That is about as reasonable as anything else.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Carrick said that. Khleo did not.”
“I thought it.”
“Was there a ‘you idiot’ at the end of it? I’m hearing a ‘you idiot.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am going to write down everything she says, phonetically, to the best of my ability. And then I’m going to go learn that goddamn language. I’ll be right back.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And with that, we have done the first sentence of today’s adventure.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I like how half of us are jumping into this with both feet, and half of us are like, ‘Wait, hang on.'”
“And then there’s Sarah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It doesn’t really matter which it is; I just want the address to call home.”
“That’s a really good idea!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And now that the fight’s about to start\u2026 I’m going to average my luck back out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Were you thinking about the place upstairs when we – “ “Not my area of expertise, but I trust in others’ abilities.” “I read what it says. Don’t fucking Wish spell me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “It’s funny – it says an Intelligence test will tell you he’s the divinist\u2026 or you can just ask him. He’s not shy!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “He started it.” “By all the gods. This is slightly improper, but please\u2026 please\u2026 come to me, and I will teach you and Dakota how to wash your smallclothes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-skullkickers","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“I wasn’t not<\/em> thinking about it\u2026?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You fool.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yes, but you’ll be asleep soon.”
“So will I.”
“Yes, but you’ll be far away.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n