“‘What is the name of the book?’ ‘Which book?’ ‘The one with all the sprinkles!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Who else has a Meanwhile?”
“I’ve got a weird one.”
“Weirder than yarn bombing the mage-meister statues?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t realize we were allowed to take resources out of the library.”
“That’s why you’ve never been banned.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this the kind of smell that we’ve become used to, or\u2026?”
“No, it’s the kind of smell that comes from – “
“Not knowing how to do laundry?”
“Yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“As an elf, doesn’t that hurt your soul?”
“Nah, I’m a high elf.”
“He doesn’t have a soul.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You corner faster than a table.”
“Yeah. And you have thumbs, which are great for opening doors.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, if you had foreseen this, I would make you an official elf.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are you hiding from the tables or are you hiding from the librarians?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is what passes for success with this group.”
“Moderate failure?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And the caged table is going to have to make a strength check to get out of the yarn\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Then I am going to respectfully Eldritch Blast the table\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“For a brief moment before you realize you’re just making the table more angry, it’s really beautiful.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to attack the table that’s attacking Tariq – “
“You’re Tariq.”
“The table that’s going to be attacking Tariq shortly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, they have a Charisma of 1? These tables could try and talk their way out of this!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The table in the stairwell\u2026 cannot catch a break. It keeps grinding against the wall like it’s got an itch.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What did we learn?”
“That tables are gremlins? They got powdered sugar on them, and look what happened.”
“That I need better tensile strength in my yarn, if it can’t hold back a rampaging table.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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