“I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.'”
“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to be.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
“Nobody even knows me at this school. ‘Welcome to the school!’ ‘I’ve been here for years!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve got it – steel sheep.”
“But they probably belong to someone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are other ways to lose popularity that I haven’t found yet?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you say ‘dramatic’ or ‘traumatic’?”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s the motivation for the cube? I need to get into the cube’s thought process.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to use minor illusion to make it look like a normal gelatinous cube and not a gelatinous cube full of psychadelic stuff. So I’m going to just make it look like a non-hypnotic gelatinous cube.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Did you put the gelatinous cubes up to it just so you can rescue the professor?”
“No!”
“Yeah, you didn’t realize I was the cube whisperer\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And this is why we can’t have nice characters.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And they said you’d never use the Pythagorean theorum!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Go to 2.”
“Okay, but I’m thinking we combine A and B.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, if I do B and then stand by for A\u2026”
“So in reverse alphabetical order?”
“Yes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You thought the tables<\/em> had a bad AC.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Lizard brain in the back of your head is screaming, ‘It’s eating students!’ Monkey brain in the front is going, ‘But it’s so pretty\u2026'” “So I’m only a regular level of horrified, not a personal level of horrified.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “There had to be a monster fucker somewhere.” “We have un-shorthanded the plan.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “\u2026Is there a spell blast into melee rule in 5E?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Okay, I didn’t create a disco ball. There’s too much fiber floating in it. What I’ve created is a mobile lava lamp.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “No, this cube keeps just rolling poorly. I think it’s tainted by what’s inside of it – it keeps burping, and it’s swaying side to side\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Gently encouraging. Because Mage Hand can’t attack.” “Is this cube gone?” “The two students that helped you pull out – stop it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.’”“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-skullkickers","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1330,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions\/1330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“Listen to the lizard braiiiin.”
“Be the dragon you were born to be!”
“You’re having reptile disfunction.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s always one.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Goosing isn’t attacking.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah – well. Is it gone, or is it everywhere?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n