“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So\u2026 we’re looking for the school Costco.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does it really make that sound effect?”
“No, that’s me.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s the range on that?”
“On the wand or the sound effect?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026What is happening?”
“She doesn’t know.”
“Fair.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, my strength is greater than I thought it was, but my aim is about what I thought it was.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is that a five or a – “
“Twenty-three.”
“Okay, could have gone either way\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many more things can you do to a dead body?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I didn’t choose this. It’s right here in the book – “
“Sure it is.”
“‘Fuck Kevin.'”
“So it’s in bold text.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You could throw it.” “The barbarian’s like, ‘Javelin. Throw or hit. Throw or hit. Fuck, I don’t know!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “We are the fourth worst thing that’s ever happened to this school.” “Since you don’t have to pick her up – “ “What were the gelatinous cubes sent to stop?” “You’re right, I was supposed to come up with that. And then I worked. And broke a TV.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Well, probably about the point we started trying to set up his mudskipper and Annie’s mudskipper is where we went wrong\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Putting the hell in help.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.”…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5th-edition","tag-skullkickers","wpcat-30-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1332,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions\/1332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“But it’s right here.” pause to roll dice<\/em> “Okay, so I throw it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“With a little bit of effort, we could make number three.”
“Not much effort.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, I drag my friends.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Christmas?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n