“I missed the kidney by that much. They’re alive-ish.”
“They’re on their way to the Necromancy class.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Crochetmail?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m going to do what I do best, which is not do the thinking myself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve had intimate sessions more painful than this.”
“Morgan?”
“He’s taken all the classes! It was an elective!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The pain returns, but the paralysis subsides.”
“\u2026I think there are goth songs about that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s academia. They can’t afford to hire adventurers; they have to grow their own.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I hate these people so bad. Once we come out of the dungeon, I’m going to spend the next hundred years chopping down the tower.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Also, you’re a graduate. People almost, almost remember who you are now.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many?”
“Four is the number of scrolls.”
“The number of the scrolls is four.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh yeahh. Advantage on charm and magic can’t put you to sleep. Elven bullshit.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We have all had those days. Weeks.”
“Years. Lives.”
“Past lives.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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