“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What’s this? A rogue that does its job?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m mixing these traps together to make dinner!”
“Barbecue!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Falling with grace and determination.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“God damn it, don’t be kind to them! That’s theoretical dinner!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“These are particularly tough goats.”
“And angry.”
“We’ll have to cook them longer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I knew you were indecisive, but did you fuck up learning the spell\u2026?”
“Maybe? There were a lot of variations. I forgot which one I memorized.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ll never defeat it if all I do is write down the last damage it took.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Think bloody thoughts. And mist. Bloody mist.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you think it’s the end of the world for everybody, or do you think walls will survive?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What do you think your chance of saving the world is?”
“Twenty percent. Even a solid 12%.”
“I was going to commit to better than 0%.”
“A solid fifty-fifty.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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