“You can check for traps. Typically done by saying, ‘Morgan, open this door.'”
“I’ll take the 26 instead of sacrificing Morgan.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is it clear?”
“Probably.”
“If I really wanted to screw with somebody, that’s what I’d do. Write something in a perfectly normal hallway. I like to screw with people.”
“Not that I don’t trust you both, but\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Been battling gangs for so long, I’ve forgotten how to attack a mudskipper\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, if I was attacking the centipede, I’d have to cover my own centipede’s eyes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re not going to write a poem?”
“I’m not a poet! I dated one once.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m doing this. I don’t write or speak Elvish. If you want to do that, get your own damn chalk.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“\u2026I swear to god, if this is Frogger.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh. I assume you had a block and tackle.”
“NO! I didn’t even have arrows when I got here!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“And you don’t get proficiency, because you’re not proficient in fish throwing.”
“You don’t know what we’ve been practicing in the dorms!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Commodore Garlic lands in what, if you had to name it, is the breadbasket of the water elemental and is absorbed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It tastes kind of fishy in here\u2026?”
“Sushi shake.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, the blue one is the chum elemental.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But you have your full round of actions. All that movement was free. So was the damage.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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