“We don’t have a winged familiar at this time.”
“Did you say ‘flinged familiar?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many times did we overthink in here?”
“How many times did we underthink in here?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh thank god. I’ve been looking forward to this for forty years.”
“Does he have a fork to be kicked in?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wanna see how useful of a spellcaster I am? I shoot him with an arrow.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am also cursing like a sailor.”
“Uh, sailor wouldn’t have been tripped up by that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m great at those.”
“Actually great or Morgan great?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Not quite ready to dip our tootsies in the water?”
“I had my bath last month. Forty years ago last month.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re going to need to drag the river.”
“I was going to pee in it.”
“Uhhhh\u2026 let’s save that for later.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We can’t go back, because then we’d have to go through the water elemental room, and that is a no.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“When you were drowning in the water elemental room, you were perfectly hydrated.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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