“Listen, you only have to open one door with a wheel on it that leads to the ocean\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s a lot of things that would have to go right for that, and I’m against it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s a 20×20 room. You guys take up half of it.”
“Yeah, I just want to be in the half that’s away from them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Thirty-six.”
“Feels good, doesn’t it?”
“Next time, take my fucking button.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The water elementals do not have a delicate setting – I understand.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Stop!”
“I don’t like stopping here!”
“Stop! Optimal ass-stabbing location!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was not magical.”
“This is true. You just have buttons and knives.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“‘Would thou’st drown\/Or would thou’st burn?'”
“Hmm. Is there a third option?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this where we all put on moustaches so she thinks she came out somewhere else?”
“I mean\u2026 the last time I diguised myself, it didn’t go well.”
“Yeah. You didn’t even fool a wall.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If I’m the only one that went blind\u2026”
(a few minutes later)
“Yeah, you’re the only one that went blind.”
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