“A pit trap is nothing. But if you hate someone enough to make the floor hit the ceiling\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why would you do that? Why.”
“Well, you run, and then you push off and\u2026 fail that\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You should be at full hit points.”
“I am at full hit points. Wizard, my friend. Full hit points is 17.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How many worms did you stick in his ear before you woke him up?”
“Worms. Right.”
“There was a lot of talk about just the tip while you were gone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s a disabled trap. You don’t want me to fix this!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I was thinking about checking it for traps.”
“Yeah, but that’s what the lightning bolt is for! If there’s a trap, we get deep-fat-fried.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is this one a zinc disk? Because I don’t think we brought any potatoes with us.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Halfway down the hall, there’s a grate. Well, it’s not that great\u2026”
“So about halfway down the hallway, there’s an adequate.”
“They call them aqueducts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does everyone think this is a good idea?”
“No, but it’s funny.”
“And we can’t stop her.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The first puzzle I had in D&D was a checkerboard. And it killed 3\/4 of us.”
“Well, hopefully this won’t kill 3\/4 of you.”
“That would be hard to do, considering there’s 5 of us.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wizard chess!”
“It’s not like we’re in a Harry Potter ripoff or anything\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do I have enough of these? That’s never what you want to hear the GM say.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, to be fair, it’s not doing anything except sticking into this piece of blue tack like some sort of low-rent sword in the stone.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I like this story you guys are making up. I should submit it to [the authors of the adventure we’re playing].”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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