“That’s good. That’s plausible. I’m changing my answer.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have to admit, there’s a small part of me that wants to just turn them all.”
“Only turn one side of the debate.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Jesus. They have a lot more insight than I do.”
“They’ve been arguing with each other for decades. You’ve only been arguing with yourself in the mirror for decades.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, no, that cave looks dragon-y. I’m out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There was the headless skeleton, I put the head on him, Harvey followed us into the chess room, and the ghosts killed him because they’re bitches.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What do you believe your weight to be? Taking into account – “
“The massive crossbow?”
“Yeah.”
“Massive crossbow, moderate elf\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Well, if I had known that in the 45 minutes we were in that room\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You know, I could attack Carrick – nah, I’ll wait until he does some damage.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He used to be a knight.”
“Until he took an arrow the knee. And the other knee. And the shoulder. And the head.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Nine points of damage.”
“You’re supposed to be doing a lot more damage! I think I’m out-damaging you at this point.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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