“Would we be there after the fall? During it? Before it?”
“It would be our fault. That’s about normal for us.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you have a chocolate chip spell?”
“I do not. That would be him.”
“You’re putting a lot on Create Food and Water.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I like to think of this as ‘helping my encumbrance problem.'”
“Having others carry your food?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re giving your fish a complex.”
“I have to give my fish whatever I can, because that’s my responsibility. Complexes, self-esteem issues\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’ve gotta give that the side-eye thing.”
“We’ve done that before.”
“We’ve built entire games around that before.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Have you picked up any new knicknacks today?”
“Define today.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Kay\u2026 there’s a lot of past tense in that sentence.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am of course not as well-versed in magic as others – “
“You were in all the same classes.”
“Yeah, but there were other things to do than pay attention in class.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If there’s anything we’re really good at chasing, it’s afterthoughts.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There are not visible hinges.”
“There will be when we’re done beating on it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not disagreeing with any of that. I’m just disagreeing with the usage of the word ‘reasonable’ in this context. I hope the wizard that created it is still alive, and suffering for it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If the painting of a dog that just popped into real life can look confused, this one does.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why are these entrails covered in sparkles?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Do you want to hit Sariel?”
“Yes, but I’m going to hit number 2.”
“What? Why are you glaring at me? Those just appear sometimes!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The other thing I was thinking was that you have been the only one on the plinth – “
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