{"id":1356,"date":"2022-04-27T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-28T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1356"},"modified":"2022-04-27T21:54:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-28T02:54:00","slug":"skullkickers-4-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2022\/04\/27\/skullkickers-4-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Skullkickers, 4\/27"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“I feel like you’re making this up.” pause<\/em> “You in fact have 4 backpacks.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“He’s over his weight limit with backpacks.”
“I calculated my encumbrance, sir. I am 2lbs under.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I mean, I could poison you again or have my centipede bite you, and we could let war of the toxins happen, but that seems like a terrible idea.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“So what’s the penalty for attacking somebody that’s grappled?”
“I glare at you across the table.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Can I bite him?”
“You get a mouthful of water.”
“That’s what I was trying to do anyway\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“If there’s anything I’ve learned in all my years, it’s that a seeing-eye goldfish isn’t useful.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Don’t drink the clear water. There’s a water wyrd. And no vision. It’s not worth it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yeah, I make a little note to myself: get the hell out before starting to use inane [sayings]\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“He’s very judgy about people.”
“The word is judgmental.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Take some buttons. Last motherfucker who didn’t take any buttons got shivved.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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