“And we know who’s going to push the button.”
“Why are you all looking at me?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I got to grapple a table.”
“I lassoed one. Sort of.”
“I got trampled by one.”
“That sounds less good.”
“That’s Morgan.”
“Less good?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is why you fail.”
“He did not fail.”
“He quit.”
“Look, I’m taking a long rest. A VERY long rest.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not saying there’s a guy that looks more targety than the rest of us, but\u2026”
“It’s like I just blew a 2nd and a 3rd level spell to look more targety.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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