“Nobody’s reported it to ME!\u00a0 Have you seen the crap that I get?!”<\/p>\n
“Are you Darius or Char?”
\n“Uh… Darius… considering he’s Char…”<\/p>\n
“Turtle loves taste of halfling!\u00a0 Halfling, halfling, halfling… Look, it’s nice and so-oft…”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, the d8 was just kicker damage…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, right, he’s the typo giant…”<\/p>\n
“Christmas shrooms!”
\n“Christmas shrooms?”
\n“Yep!\u00a0 We’re going to cut them down and hang decorations on them!”<\/p>\n
“Mushroom, do you have a taste for human flesh?!”<\/p>\n
“It can vocalize… it has all the right organs… Why do I care?!”<\/p>\n
“It’s either that, or my horse makes an escape artist check.”<\/p>\n
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