{"id":1360,"date":"2022-05-25T21:37:34","date_gmt":"2022-05-26T02:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2022-05-25T21:37:34","modified_gmt":"2022-05-26T02:37:34","slug":"skullkickers-5-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2022\/05\/25\/skullkickers-5-25\/","title":{"rendered":"Skullkickers, 5\/25"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“Please stop. Please stop. I know you want to get to the doing stuff part, but let’s at least try to do the thinking part first.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“There’s nothing in the room but a glowing blue lever.”
“This isn’t suspicious at all.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I’m going to go look at the lever. I’m not going to pull the lever or poke the lever or lick the lever.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Man, if only we had leveled. I could have flown out of this. I couldn’t fly the rest of you\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“If it helps at all, this entire floor is called ‘the levers.'”
“Define ‘helps.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Honestly, if I get a shot at whoever built this, I’m gonna take it slow. I’m gonna start at the groin\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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