“It was totally worth thunder-waving the nursery.”
“Plant nursery, not child nursery. He did not Thunder Wave the younglings.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You hear the distant sound of hernia.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It’s cloaca clobberin’ time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You do know that’s a demon, right?”
“We never try talking to them first!”
“Do you want a pact? Because that’s how you get a pact.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Schroedinger’s vrock.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Yeah, if you took it down in one hit, we were gonna have to start calling you the Red Queen.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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